Weeds

See? And you thought I'd post like one of those overly-persistent bloggers. Tsk Tsk

My damn joint just went out. Literally I picked it up 10 seconds ago. Damn it.

Anyways, I've starting watching the show Weeds and I think I'm in love. And not just with the show. I'm in love with the main character, Nancy. Hahaha She's the most badass badass and she's oddly attractive for her age. Back to my point, the show is wicked! It's probably the best stoner show ever! It's about a mom, who's husband just passed away, and trying to support herself and her children by selling weed. Sounds sketch, but it's the greatest fucking thing I've ever seen. 7 Seasons to go... and counting...

I got marvelously high off this tiny-ass, baggy-bottom shit. But when you think about it, the bottom of the bag is actually super fine and kiefy! I rolled a tiny J with a tobacco stop using the rest of what I had of Dank, and BOOM. And I think I like capitalizing strains/quality of bud. Makes it look more official.

So after watching the show a bit, I've started thinking... for the worse... I'd like to be a dealer my whole life. If it was feasible. It's definitely dangerous work (at least while it's illegal) and sometimes not a solid flow of income. Not to mention it's illegal. But if I could, I would. It's actually decent income that you really don't spend any time on. It gives you the options to do things like: pay for college, save for a car or house, just buy things you may need (there's a fine line between "need" and "want"). Plus, the people-to-people relations experience is incredible. You have to interact with soooo many types of people. Different everyday. You get good at talking to people and building a solid clientele. Game Over. You win.

If it's legal, we've embarked on an entire different planet. Three words. License. To. Grow. Regardless, you grow it anyway (NO, I do not grow) and open up a dispensary! Or will it even be called that?

dis·pen·sa·ry  

/disˈpensərē/

Noun A room where medicines are prepared and provided. A clinic provided by public or charitable funds.

Synonyms drugstore - pharmacy

 If it's not necessary to be medical, there will just be weed shops. And we'd open one. And if that didn't work out, a bakery. Scratch that. I have a better idea. And before I tell you, I'm going to High-Patent this:
It will be called "The Breakfast Joint". And the "i" in "joint" will be a joint! It will serve breakfast all day starting from like 11:00 AM to 2:00 AM or we can modify the hours based on how busy we are. And all menu items can be ordered as edibles for an added fee! Can you imagine?? I might seriously take out a small business loan if it gets legalized here! Open up three near me; one in Boone, one in Concord, and one in Charlotte. Same concept totally different feel. I would want the design and decor of the place to match it's surroundings. Each one would be different! Wouldn't that be sick to go to like a Breakfast Joint and have it feel like the mountains/rustic when you're in Boone, or the city/urban when you're in Charlotte? Dope. Too fucking cool.

I'm probably going to jail for conspiring to open a weed shop. 

I could honestly do either of those and be perfectly happy. Lots of money, tons of connections, the world at your fingertips hahah I wish.

Well that's all I can really stand right now... 

Lata, foo