Before I do anything, please allow me apologize in advance for major typos or errors. I have switched over from a mechanical gaming keyboard to a slim, rubber dome laptop keyboard, and it sucks.
Well, I've returned from an entirely-too-long hiatus. But very unsure of how long this will even last... I'm currently commuting to a community college from home for a semester so toking in/around the house is not an easy task with a younger, middle school-age sibling in an upper-middle class suburb. With that being said, I'm slowly mastering it.
Now, I have many loopholes in my system and methods, but thus far it's functioning. Let's say it's in beta testing. Our house works under very... open-door policy. Locking interior doors just doesn't happen. Everyone sleeps with their door open etc. Kind of odd, I suppose, but it's just the way it is. Anyway, with a house like that it is hard to have privacy, so I toke at night around everyone's bed time (not mine). It minimizes contact but doesn't completely rule it out. So the everyday protocol is stealth. I've been lighting this Bath & Body Works Summer Boardwalk candle that smells like all the food that's sold on the Boardwalk (caramel, popcorn, funnel cake etc.). Don't make fun of me. It smells so good, and it's pretty strong so it covers a lot of stank. Then after like 15 minutes with the door closed or lightly cracked, my room smells like Summer Boardwalk and I prepare for the high. I go get a snack, and make my rounds of saying goodnight to ensure everyone knows to leave me alone (not to say they always will). I close my door with the candle still lit, put a towel along the door sill, and turn off the main light. (The lower light also reduces leak and skepticism.) I crack a window and quickly take my bowl out of the smell-proof container and reseal it. I quickly pack as much as I want, but keep the bowls to true one-hitters (there's method to my madness, I swear). I use the candle to start the flame on my lighter, light the bowl and finish it in one hit. I usually hold in my hits longer to eliminate more of the smoke, and exhale through the crack in the window. When I'm done I quickly put everything back in place, remove the towel and blow out the candle (for the burning smell).
I've slowly been working on it, but I'm getting it down and making adjustments accordingly. I have yet to encounter another related human while I'm high and don't plan on it any time soon. I stay in my room and keep noise down (I'm sleeping, right? *nudge* Right?). I get to a solid [4] every time and I use so little weed (but it's Hindu Kush and kief). It's great.
So, in other news.... G-EAZY IS COMING TO MY TOWN! And I'm determined to go. All I need is someone to go with. It's only $16 (including service fees etc.) and so close! I fucking love G-Eazy and I think I missed him once already, and I'm tired of missing my favorite bands. I missed Macklemore and Aer (whose newest EP is being offered for free right now! That broke my heart. I can't miss this. He's the one rapper I want to be. He just looks like how I would want to look: good in that combed hair, jeans, a t-shirt and a leather jacket. Boss. He's got that slight don't-fuck-with-me look and air smoother than Joe Cool. He already sort of looks like me, he studied in New Orleans (parents' hood), and smokes weed. I connect with his music so much and on top of that, he writes everything and produces all of his own shit. He works harder than half these washed out excuses for rappers, and makes music better than all of their's combined. I've had dreams about meeting him and smoking with him. I guess you could say I'm a big fan. I highly suggest you check out his shit.
God damn, I am so hungry and forgot a snack tonight. Piss.
One more for the stoners in the audience (hopefully all of you). The Wizard of Floyd. You are very, very welcome. Sit back, get stoned (beforehand), grab some munchies, some good headphones and press play.
Toke on, frients!
